Totally Effin Chic!

Rude Boy - RiRi

2010-02-12T16:49:00.002-05:00

this lil hussy is basically killing the game right now...when your big bro's are hov n yeezy...and you can basically consider mama bey to be a bis sis and mentor in all matters of how to carry yaself in a totally chic like manner...i'd say you are well on your way to havin ya game on lock...complete lock

mmmkay...u betta slow wine them hips ri ri...CHOCKLIT SEES YOU BOO

Window Seat - Mz. Erykah Badu

2010-02-09T10:32:00.002-05:00

I don't really need to say much but just listen...relate...relax...vibe...and appreciate musical/lyrical genius

FYI: the breakdown at 3:23 is TOTALLY EFFIN FIRE...

JAGGED EDGE <3<3 & A New Single For That Azzzzzz

2010-01-17T23:59:00.002-05:00

I'm pretty sure I just almost died...I absolutely adore Jagged Edge...and now they have a new single!!!!

Baby...You Look Good With Me

Stillness Is The Move - Solange

2009-12-08T14:50:00.002-05:00

get into it...she takes me there n back...swagalicious n always chic...

xoxo

I'm Addicted To You <3<3

2009-12-08T11:01:00.002-05:00

Hey Hey Chic'ees...so I yearn n lust for Ryan Leslie...dude is amazing...and last night(12/7/09) me and my darling theenbeans ventured to Annapolis, MD to see him perform at Ram's Head...AMAZING!!! is all I have to say...and our seats were fukkin rediculous....TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC...mmmhmm~

sorry for the grainy pics...god bless my blackberry :)

Baby Makin Music...Yup!

2009-11-18T11:01:00.001-05:00

Sex Therapy - Robin Thicke

...Can't wait for this cd to drop...<3<3<3 Robin Thicke

Shawdii...What'cho Name Is?

2009-11-17T12:39:00.002-05:00

Beyonce ft Lady Gaga - Video Phone

Please understand how effin chic these heffaz are...Gaga...I see you...and Bey?...who gonna check you boo?

<3 it!

Fine as WINE!!

2009-09-15T21:52:00.004-04:00

Umm...Kid Cudi looking oooh so delish @ the VMA's

...hey boo...call me!

pic via those fly guys

Man Candy!

2009-09-06T10:24:00.002-04:00

I don't really need more words for this post...

Trey Songs...YUMMMMMMM

this image is 1 of 4 from one of my favorite blogsites: http://stuffflypeoplelike.com/

Baaaa Baaaa Black Sheep

2009-08-29T22:52:00.003-04:00

L.A.M.B. shoes by Gwen Stefani are some of my favorite shoes to look at *and wear*...they manage to be edgy...funky...sexxy...sassy and everything in between...and the colors always rock my world

Behold some new styles available @ heels.com

Jaco Sandal above and Justice Sandal below

Fabulous Forever

2009-08-22T12:35:00.003-04:00

Well played F21...

Satin Rope Belt Dress - $23

Lacy Sleeveless Tunic - $30

Odette Caged Bootie - $29

Ringlet Buttoned Vest - $20

Bedazzled M.O.B'n

2009-08-18T14:46:00.002-04:00

This M.O.B. sequined jacket is the type of shyt that my dreams are made of...

target must be acquired...you can find it here for only $300...hehe...karmaloop...faseriously tho?

Fantastic Fall Feet...

2009-08-18T14:27:00.006-04:00

Sweet Baby Jesus...*crickets*

*swoons*

......all images via style.com

Profilin'Scowlin'&Prowlin'

2009-07-17T10:15:00.003-04:00

Rihanna...spotted landing in london yesterday...honey gives the illest faces at all times...and i looooves it <3

pic via gc

They Illy

2009-07-14T21:03:00.000-04:00

well...okay then...i like this...A Lot

get'em

Anticipation!!!

2009-07-14T20:38:00.005-04:00

Yes BITCHES! Project Runway is back!!!!!

August 20th on lifetime...sorry bravo...but oooooooh weeeeeeee!

pics via yahoo

Big Love: Chloe Sevigny

2009-06-29T10:19:00.002-04:00

pic via yahoo

She's always so comfy and approachable looking...those legs are it...and the shoe game...always on point...cheers to a fashion maverick...cuz that tank sets the nude of the skirt suit directly off...yumm

It's Deeper Than Pop

2009-06-26T16:35:00.002-04:00

Michael Jackson

the king, the man, the legend

Rest in peace <3

She Gave Great Hair

2009-06-26T16:23:00.004-04:00

R.I.P Farrah Fawcett

pics via yahoo

Complicated

2009-05-28T10:32:00.002-04:00

Teyana Taylor...another one of the young fly honey dips doing it in talent...fashion...and beauty

if you don't know...Google Her Baby!

Paranoid

2009-05-28T10:10:00.002-04:00

Well alright then 'Ye and RiRi...

Rihanna - Fashionista on Duty

2009-05-07T17:50:00.003-04:00

...as usual I'm slumming on my posting...but sorry loves...moving and school and work do come first!

now I should have been documenting the movement that is Rihanna because she's one of my favorite ladies doing it right now...she's a fly girl...the young lady does it right each n every time. I applaud her because she owns it...no matter the attire and event...even at times I don't quite agree...she makes it work...and that my darlings is the epitome of fashion...making it work

You make it look rediculously easy Ri Ri

pics via

FlatEffinLine!

2009-04-22T17:47:00.003-04:00

__________________________ = my heart *flatline*

Bey....why are you doing this to me?

I need a medic...just look at the shoes close up...just look at them

Is she not perfection? How can anyone doubt her?

....BEY...June 24th...it's me...and it's you...verizon center....let's get it!

pics via

Things that make you go...hmmmm

2009-04-17T16:39:00.001-04:00

Roomie: im tired of these fuck ass fucking pirates

Me: hahahahahhahahahha

Me: me too

Me: they need to stop the madness

Me: cuz who's a pirate in 09?

Me: so serious...cuz who is?

Me: where does one go to persue piratedom...or is it piratehood?

Me: how do you get started...what are the tools of the trade?

Me: do you need to know people...or just go out into the open seas and start making a name?

Gosh darn right I am...

2009-04-17T13:44:00.000-04:00

Where are you yeezy?

2009-04-17T10:24:00.002-04:00

'Ye...You're KILLING ME....KILLING...Understand the seriousness of this jacket...and you look rather fine in the face too...i see you Amber Rose...do that effin shyyyyt!

Totally Effin Chic + a hundred, a thousand, trillion

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Take my breath away...

2009-04-15T12:33:00.003-04:00

oooooh yes...so I've been neglecting poor poor bloggy as of late...but never fear...

ZOE has brought me back...

Please understand the major-ness of this diva...totally effin chic down!....please peep the illmatic heel game...understand that she really didn't play...also note the draping of that dress...give me!

lets not forget that her face and hair is simply amazing...flawless...and she makes it look so fun...and so easy

WORK

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via

2009-04-15T10:25:00.000-04:00

Testing testing....1 2 3

new posting from phone check?

You Don't Want No Problems...

2009-04-01T14:42:00.002-04:00

...someone please make this available for d/l to my ipod

Ba.Ba.Ba Benny & Those Damn Jets

2009-03-26T21:18:00.001-04:00

this effin song rocks...especially when the biz rocks it

:)

Mz Keri...BABY

2009-03-24T11:36:00.002-04:00

I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG AND VIDEO...KUDOS!

Check out honeydips shoes...and her Melody Ehsani baubles..yumm yumm and more yumm

Gotta Cop Mz Keri's CD!

Love & Sex & Magic

2009-03-22T23:42:00.001-04:00

Holy Effin Guacamole CiCi...and Mr. Timberlake...

Now Cool Off Cool Off!

Not Fair...

2009-03-22T17:11:00.002-04:00

Lily Allen looks effin A-mAhhhh-zing in her new vid...yum to the jumpsuit and illmatic glittery stacks

WTF!*&%#

2009-03-20T16:26:00.003-04:00

EFFIN Bloody Hell....

I'm trying to post an awesome song via youtube but the goshdarndit thing is totally effin cockblockin...

ahhh'z well...less than an hour and a half until i'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for the weekend

anywho...in celebration...i'll post my damn video here! (ps...this is pretty much how i feel errrweekend)

take that youtube :)

~Chocklit

DAYUM CICI...

2009-03-18T12:27:00.002-04:00

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First of all....WORK! I promise she's oozing sex from every pore...hmmm...get it boo

anywho...post wiping the drool from your mouth...note that these steamy pics are from the video from her new single w/ J. Timberlake ~ Love Sex Magic

The heart wants what the heart wants...

2009-03-17T12:42:00.002-04:00

...and my heart is pointing towards these <3

also...the lighter hair 09' project has failed...so no pics to follow

o well

SPRING IS IN THE AIR....

2009-03-12T14:39:00.001-04:00

and to celebrate...i'll be going lighter...hair color that is...i'm nervous...but kinda excited...i never never stray far away from my normal dark brown and few highlights...but i'm feeling alive

pics later

So Beautiful

2009-03-04T10:37:00.001-05:00

Musiq Soulchild....LOVE LOVE LOVE this cat....and this song is perfect

Solange is my new <3

2009-02-27T15:02:00.000-05:00

Work it diva...SOUL*GLOW

Day 'N' Nite...

2009-02-26T12:46:00.000-05:00

kid cudi - day 'n' nite
by 75_prod

Kid Cudi

Motivation!

2009-02-26T12:11:00.003-05:00

"Life is never filled with events you can't handle...people acheive their goals, aspirations, and dreams every day"

"Always be receptive...good advice is never hard to find...actually...it's sure to be right in your face most times...you just might be ignoring it"

~Chocklit

Walk This Way...

2009-02-19T16:24:00.000-05:00

Totally Effin Working It....

2009-02-19T11:14:00.003-05:00

Gwyneth Paltrow

Dakota Fanning

Zoe Saldana

Jennifer Lopez

Alicia Keys

Sweet Merciful Heavens...

2009-02-17T16:23:00.003-05:00

YES!!

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2 things...

2009-02-11T11:55:00.003-05:00

1. I first want to start off by saying that I'm not even feeding into the Chris Brown & Rhianna deal...nobody knows...and will probably never know the full details...all I want to say is that I hope they both are alright and learn and grow from this situation...my heart and prayers go out to them and their folks

2. Jennifer Hudson is amazing! nuff said really...but my heart and prayers go out to her too...she's holding her head and keeping her faith...and she glows because of it. She also has the love and support of a good man behind her and I wish them all the best. She's beautiful and can sing her azz off to boot...Totally Effin Chic!

Viva La Vida

2009-02-05T12:48:00.000-05:00

I mean...I totally effin dig this...get it Solange

Don’t Watch Me!

2009-02-05T12:36:00.001-05:00

yea..fiyah new canadian artist, Trish.

Her hair and makeup and overall look make me happy...and the video is fiyah too

Her Morning Elegance

2009-02-04T00:02:00.001-05:00

...by Oren Lavie

I totally effin dig this song and the video is neat-o too

"He's Just Not That Into You"

2009-02-03T10:10:00.004-05:00

I totally effin looooove these two looks from the movie premiere...

Jennifer Connelly

Scarlett Johansson

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Lil Wayne on Katie Couric

2009-02-02T15:51:00.002-05:00

Wayne Katie Couric Interview Preview
by yardie4lifever2

Feb 4 @ 9pm

Trying Not To Break Into Tiny Little Pieces

2009-01-23T10:18:00.002-05:00

...my "birthday party" can't even be called a wreck...because it didn't happen...it was just all the way canceled at the very last minute...i was told by my party coordinator that everything could be switched to sunday, but it's pointless...being as though my bday is today...and not sunday...and now i have little to no faith in the whole party set up

oh...my purple silk dress is still stuck in bumbumville, va...with the stain still in it...so nix to ALL of the prep i put into the perfect bday outfit...

i've spent way too much money on NOTHING...

i'm really dissapointed that my special day is ruined...you only turn 25 once...and there doesn't seem to be a great deal to celebrate

on a positive note...today when i got off the metro...i saw a lil flyer that someone had dropped...and the heading on the inside read "STAY POSITIVE"*

...something to consider...especially since i'm in a blue mood

Woooozah

2009-01-14T14:19:00.002-05:00

...so i really wanna punch random folks in the face for a multitude of reasons

the scary amounts of people that will be swarming down upon dc in like 2 days has me totally effin sick...i just wanna run away and spend fri-tue tucked away @ moms house
i can't get in contact with the dude that has my bday table n shyt reserved...like homie...don't make me thrash you for effin up my bday party scene
i can't get a decent nights rest to save my AZZZZZZZZZZZZ
im nervous that my melody ehsani earrings (that i've been fantasizing over for months) won't arrive on time...i found them on an ignorant sale yesterday and ordered instantly...i have until next thursday for them to arrive...but fingers crossed as they're being shipped from across the pond in jolly old england
my fukkin finals are due the same weekend as my bday...god give me the strength

there are some silver linings tho

i have two fabulous dresses and two fabulous pairs of heels to pick between for the bday...and both go with my awesome fuzzy coat...diva!
i only have to get nails and makeup done...holla
mommy is going to make me my favorite homemade straberry creamcheese cupcakes *DIES FROM DELIGHT*
i've lost 6 lbs...so my chubby will be not so jiggly in the bday photos
honey says he'll taxi the crew to the party destination...so i can get totally effffed up!
my hair is going to be soo cute...the momster is throwing serious bday love for getting it done
i get to see my loves that i hardly ever get to see...i've been holed up in the house for like the last 4 months...i've turned into a hermit...and thats not good

...*sigh*

my life...

M.O.E.

2009-01-02T12:02:00.003-05:00

...I'm Yellin It To The Grave!

HAPPY NEW YEAR Loves!!!!...Welcome To 2009

Things...

2008-12-28T22:53:00.002-05:00

A Few Things...

What in the F*CK am I going to wear on my birthday? Better yet...where will I be partying on my birthday? Gracious....Barack is throwing major shade on my 25th...which is great...but also kinda sucks...who has $1000 for a VIP table...I mean...SHEEESH

My Christmas gifts are late...and although it's slightly childish to pout...can you blame me?

So I'm late, as usual, with TV shows that rock...and I've found my new favorite show...WEEDS!!..I'm almost done streaming the entire first season...and I'm anxious to get to the season where Mary Kate Olsen is doing her thing....dooooo doooo dooooo doooooo

MARY JANE!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

2008-12-25T00:38:00.002-05:00

I'm right where I want to be...with some of the people I love the most and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Merry Christmas!!

<3 Chocklit

I'ma...I'ma A Diva

2008-12-23T10:37:00.001-05:00

Shameful

2008-12-09T17:20:00.001-05:00

...if this was my daughter...i'd be proud...in a sick and twisted way

you betta work baby diva!

shame on me

Looky What I Can Do!

2008-12-09T14:19:00.000-05:00

color splash by chocklit~socialite

so now that i've found polyvore...i will live on it...it's amazing to see the creativity of others...and its fun to try my hand...also...it's a wonderful tool to use in outfit planning...let's hear it for innovative ideas and the internet!

Narcissist Much?

2008-11-26T15:16:00.001-05:00

Brrrrrrr.....

2008-11-26T15:02:00.002-05:00

it's rather windy and grey out today...

a point in the right direction?

2008-11-24T14:02:00.003-05:00

where do you go when everything around you is getting on your nerves? this is why people turn to hard drugs and booze...i need to escape to the library and find several interesting 2000 page books

also...i need to blog more...it's good for venting and linking

i've made some fukkin awesome purchases offa ebay in the past few weeks

hmmm...what else is on my brain?

nothing really...i could go for some crab legs and some green olives...and some cheesecake...*no i'm no pregnant*

...Say Hello

2008-11-05T11:34:00.003-05:00

America is finally ready for CHANGE.

Totally Effin Fierce....

2008-10-28T17:40:00.001-04:00

Sasha that is!...WERK B!

SOMEBODY...ANYBODY...

2008-10-21T11:44:00.002-04:00

Please find me more pictures of Kelly Osbourne in this outfit at the SPIKE TV's 2008 Scream Awards...Thanks in advance

Lotus Night

2008-10-20T12:02:00.001-04:00

*giggles* ....ok so i just love the fact that i bought this dress offa ebay...and i wore it to thena's bday party back in april...but it worked just fine for a lil tuesday night canoodling too...

Note: I'm not ashy...that flash got me TOTALLY EFFIN FUKKED UP...hahahhaahha

Eh...Project Runway Blues

2008-10-20T11:58:00.003-04:00

I'm pissed because Kenley, despite her silly attitude, should have won Project Runway...no shade on Korto or Leanne...but...*sigh* I didn't feel any energy from either of them

I don't even have the energy to post each of the ladies' final looks....but head over to www.bravotv.com to view it all...

& Beauty Is Her Name <3

2008-10-08T16:36:00.001-04:00

Crocodile Smile!

2008-10-07T17:28:00.001-04:00

Missoni <3

Simply Amazing

2008-10-06T13:44:00.002-04:00

Salma....O Dear....You're A Dream

America, the beautiful, you make me proud to have hips that don't lie...this outfit is delish!

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Because In My Fantasy World...

2008-10-06T13:34:00.002-04:00

I'd own both pair of these tomorrow....

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Don't Vote!

2008-10-01T14:42:00.002-04:00

Gucci Desire

2008-10-01T12:40:00.000-04:00

Source

Ex - Factor

2008-09-30T10:10:00.002-04:00

It could all be so simple
But you'd rather make it hard
Loving you is like a battle
And we both end up with scars
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

Is this just a silly game
That forces you to act this way
Forces you to scream my name
Then pretend that you can't stay
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me knowIt ain't workin'
It ain't workin'
And when I try to walk away
You'd hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy

I keep letting you back in
How can I explain myself
As painful as this thing has been
I just can't be with no one else
See I know what we got to do
You let go and I'll let go too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
And no one ever will

No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me knowIt ain't workin'
It ain't workin'
And when I try to walk away
You'd hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy

Care for me, care for me
I know you care for me
There for me, there for me
Said you'd be there for me
Cry for me, cry for me
You said you'd die for me
Give to me, give to me
Why won't you live for me

~Lauryn Hill

Sooooo....

2008-09-21T09:52:00.000-04:00

i'm sick...and it sux

that is all

<3

Chocklit

*cough & sneeze*

<3<3<3<3 & XXX & XOXOXOXO

2008-09-19T11:02:00.004-04:00

Good Gracious!!!!

...All I Can Say Is That I'm Clinging To My Heterosexuality By Mere Strands Looking At Eva Mendes...She's Like....PERFECTION complete with sexy lips...amazing legs...and bedroom eyes

YUMMMY

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SWAGGA LIKE PUFF!

2008-09-18T11:45:00.003-04:00

LMAO...Puff is silly

Pt 1

Elle Covershoot - J.Lo Style

2008-09-12T17:15:00.005-04:00

I mean....first of all...i'm not even a J. Lo stan...yes she's a sexy latina goddess...and she's fabulous and she always gives me palpitations when she's on anyones redcarpet...but she's off my radar more often than not....with that being said....this bytch rocked Elle for the cover story this month!!...YUMMMMMM

J. Lo & Donatella Versace (Talk About Sexy Azz Bytches!...WORK)

J. Lo & Diane Von Furstenberg (I Love DVP and The Colors In This Pic Are AMAZING)

J. Lo in Marchesa (She Looks Like A Cupcake Princess!!)

Project Runway Ep. 9 Recap.....GO!

2008-09-11T13:06:00.008-04:00

Oh yes…not only were the looks supposed to be Avant Garde, but also be inspired by one of the 12 astrological signs of the zodiac...

Looks That I Adored~

Oh Jerell....Victory Is/Was Sweet, No? I love you endlessly...as in...your personality...it's fun...and your style is quirky and uniquely you....WORK...that jacket needs to be MINE!

I'm not being funny...Mail It!

I mean...Joe...u put'cha toe into this design...it's gorgeous....breathtaking...beautiful....etc. etc.

Suede...I <3 This...the judges were a bit catty...but it's ok...u didn't get kicked off...and i love the flowy and pretty colored fabric!

Looks That Baffled, Confused, and Enraged Me~

I don't know what this means Blayne, but er-um....its's ugly...i mean...look at the crotch...i'll throw up

*giggles* M. Kors called it a Voodoo Priestess From Hell....hahahahahahah....and i agree...that skirt fabric was not cute either...and furthermore, i'm glad that Two-Face Bitchin Azz Terri is gone...what a yucky stank attitude

Yeah so this creation makes me sad and upset on various levels...i normally adore Kenley...but she's a bytch...a huge one and tries to argue down everything....not cute...learn how to take advice and critic graciously dear....cuz that stank defensive face u be makin isn't what's poppin....secondly WTF is this...no no...im serious....cuz what does it mean....and im appalled cuz u had the nerve to try and rep aquarians.....don't ever disrespect my sign again homegirl...cuz that shyt don't represent nothing i stand for

*gags*

<3

Chocklit

ERRRR?

2008-09-10T16:48:00.002-04:00

So hold on...I just read this...and I'm confused

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/22-year-old-auctioning-off-her-virginity/12958

Yes....some college student is autioning off her maidenhead to the highest bidder

...cuz I could have sworn that's called prostitution

smh

Looks I <3

2008-09-10T14:59:00.003-04:00

U BETTA WORK JADA....She's Breathtaking and her outfit is TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC!

Eva Mendez....U Sexy Delicious Kitty Cat Vixen!....U Make Me Wanna Leave The One I'm With...And Start A New Relationship With You...It's What You Do

LOL

Pink.....HONEY WORK!!!!

Mz. Posh...Your New Pixie Is The Bees Knees

FLATLINES

2008-09-10T14:25:00.002-04:00

Sweet Baby Jesus!!...I Need These...I'm Serious

*My bday is January 23, so I'll be collecting $$ donations until them*

That is all

<3

Chocklit

Diane Von Furstenberg! ~ Project Runway Ep. 8

2008-09-05T14:29:00.003-04:00

So designers...whip up a fabulous frock for the legendary and fabuloso and TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC Ms. DVF!

First of all...Leanne is makin it rain...I love her space cadet ass...and she won that LAST TWO CHALLENGES....WORK!

Korto my love...no shade...cuz you always produce...but you better not let Leanne/Terri/Kenley sneak up on you...cuz those bytches can produce a look...I DO ADORE THE YELLOW THO!

I <3 Kenley!...this dress is perfect on like 1,000 levels...SHOULD HAVE DRAPED MISSY...next time you'll learn...you have to merge you and what the judges are looking for...ps...you are the most delicious pin up red lip rockin cutie pie ever!

Happy Belated B-Day, BEY!

2008-09-05T11:36:00.002-04:00

I mean...What Can I Say??

Mrs. Sean Carter!!!!!!

What A Year Honey....AND I CAN'T WAIT TIL NOVEMBER!!!!!!!

"I'm over being a pop star," she says. "I don't wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I've accomplished a lot.

"I feel like I'm highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records," she adds. "And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is not enough."

~ Beyonce, Marie Claire (Britain, October '08)

*drools*

Just one more...cuz I <3 this sexxy classy broad!

Democrats Rock Out....

2008-09-05T11:23:00.002-04:00

With Their Cocks Out!!!!

*giggles*

<3 Chocklit

Grrrrrrrrr

2008-09-03T18:00:00.003-04:00

I <3 Hayden Panettiere just like Miley Cyrus...she's all cute n wholesome looking...with just a dash of sex kitten...well...a big heaping glop in this pic...but don't u just want to hug her...and I adore the fact that she dates that cute lil pale skinny guy from heroes and is like 12 years younger...but she's not a SLOREMASTER...that's refreshing...Fabulous Sexxy Look Mz. P....WORK!

MENA SUVARI ROX MI SOX! and that's final...i'll have to build a collage of her sometime in the future...that hair is cute as crap...and her LBD (lil black dress for the slowbies) is killer....YUM....2 Snaps Mz. Mena

Wanna Be On Top?

2008-09-03T17:54:00.002-04:00

Gosh Darned Right I Do!!!!

Yes Yes Yes Ya'll! Mz. Tyra Is Back At It Again Tonight @ 8...YAY!!!!!!

That Bytch Is Totally Effin Chic By The Way....but we already knew that...WORK TYRA!

OMG...and if my arse isn't tickled the cutest shade of pink already...My Blond Bombshell Heidi Klum is on tonight with Project Runway @ 9

I might go into shock!!!!

in other news...my $$$ is hysterical right now loves...but never fear...i'm on that grind...so new pix with a new cam are soon to come *i hope*

I have a 100% and a 91% in each of my college courses! *hi-fives to myself*

Barak Obama WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

YES...Jesus Loves Me....YOU MAD?

hehehe

<3 Chocklit

Project Runway Ep. 7 <3

2008-08-29T12:30:00.005-04:00

...so it's clear that it's friday...but lemme just recap on how random Wednesday’s show was...lol...who has time to use random car parts for clothes?

I'll tell you who!

Leanne & Korto

...that's for damn sure...YOU BETTER WORK LADIES!!!

Smacked Much?...BITCH SHE MIGHT BE!

lol @ R. Zoe...i mean...i dig her...she's fab n such...and i'm all about a couture vintage 70's inspired boho chic flowy gown or a severe skinny and ignorant platform peep toe...but she always looks fresh offa a few lines of that alpine white...ya feels me?

It's Obviously In The Stars!!!

2008-08-27T18:07:00.003-04:00

...According to Elle.com

Daily Horoscope For August 27:

Good financial news arrives - at last. Things are beginning to improve, and it's due to your effort, hard work and persistence. No one is giving you anything. You're earning it the old-fashioned way: working like a dog. It feels so good to be hopeful again, doesn't it? You finally feel that you've connected with someone that not only understands your intrinsic value but also appreciates your sincerity. Today could be a glorious turning point. Be strong, and above all persist in achieving that all-important financial goal.

TAKE THAT EVIL AUGUST OF DOOM!!!

Epitome Of A Strong Black Woman...

2008-08-26T14:26:00.001-04:00

Michelle Obama Makes It Rain

Oh...Hello There

2008-08-22T14:49:00.004-04:00

OMG.....I’m not even about to update ya'll on this crazy azz August...just know that I’ve managed to put my identity in jeopardy...among other things

as I mentioned in my last post...WHIRLWIND...I’ve got billions of things to blog about...but eh...I’ll get to them eventually

anywho...I’ve broken my silence because I’m offended....

Glam God? Seriously? of all of the people i'd bestow that title upon....Viv Fox certainly wouldn't even break my top 100...Nothing about 1 Vivica A. Fox is remotely Glamorous....first of all...she's a wack actress...sorry fans....but recognize that....secondly...can someone please show me 10 consecutive red carpet even pictures of said Glam God looking like a dyme?...i pose that as a question...because i don't believe its possible....

Viv...just know that Tyra you are not...stop with the dumb wig/weave changes....please make sure Tara Reid wasn't the last patient of your cosmetic surgeon....and don't ever....ever ever ever try to clown anyone

CURTIS tho? GURRRL STOP!

i mean....look at her....wtf is that silly smirk for?...i'm not going to talk about that weave/hairline combo...cuz i too know what it feels like to have a 5head...but thats why i rock bangs shawdii!...ummm...but her right (our left) boobie looks wrong on various levels

I can't even begin to speak on the show last night....shout out to TigerLily...i got those same earrings girl!...lol @ Roxy....she needed to go...lol @ Aaron too...silly rabbits

Disgusted

<3

Chocklit

Where To Begin?

2008-08-05T15:37:00.009-04:00

Ohhhh man....ok...so it's clearly been a week since my last entry...talk about a whirlwind!...i've started a new job for one...yay!...but GOSH... anyway...i have lots to blog about...

ready....set....go!

Teen Choice...The Good...The Bad...and the Totally Effin Confusing!

let's just get the bad outta the way...i won't even talk about them...cuz i don't need too

This next batch is confusing...for the most part they are darling...but they each have something amiss

Ahhh...now here are some ladies that knew wtf Totally Effin Chic means....*snaps fingers*

*pics courtesy of yahoo.com

Dear Diary

2008-07-30T09:34:00.004-04:00

...i need a new digital cam!...i'm such a non tech junkie with it comes to these things...how in the crap am i supposed to take fun pictures of stuff to post on my blog with crappy pic quality?...i would love to show off my vintage finds...and show people the neat things i see when i go out...i also want to be able to post up pics of the awesomeness that is my besties & myself...i also wanna stalk pretty people in the streets to capture their moments of fashion greatness...just last night at Lotus there were a few girls who were dressed AMAZINGLY...think of white leather ankle booties...with a navy hued sailor/nautical inspired mini-dress...underneath a fabulous blazer...and a white vintage chanel purse on shoulder...how i burn to have snapped a picture

im sooo angry inside

<3 Chocklit

Screwface to the wierd gent that stuck his head into the ladies restroom trying to follow bestie & double screwface to the skinny chick with no hang time and the other joinnt with her shoes off and major cankles & triple screwface to dreaded monsters & the grey shirt bandit *giggles*

Yahhhhhhh Trick Yahhhhhhhh!

2008-07-29T14:49:00.005-04:00

Today is actually a good day...not that any of my recent ones have been bad or anything...but the blog title might lead you all to believe that i'm irritated or something...i'm ok...really...i just have some rants to get offa my chesticles *hehe....i love that word*

It's Real...Let's Get Educated & Let's Get Tested

I just read the most disturbing article about the AIDS crisis...and it's here...right here...in America...not Africa...and in the black community...so take a few seconds to check the yahoo article out by clicking the ribbon...

The numbers are frightening and it's quite clear that turning a cheek won't help...of all the new cases of AIDS that are reported, the black community boasts *and i use that term damn lightly* the following numbers:

30% - Gay Men
40% - Men in general
60% - Women in general
70% - Youth

...we only comprise 1/8th of the US population...but account for 50% of the people infected with HIV/AIDS

That shyt isn't cute...and since im all for keepin it real i'ma say this...sex is real...it happens...is happening...and will continue to...by why not keep ourselves and others SAFE?...use condoms...and most importantly GET TESTED!

What's The Plan??

Ok...so i don't know if any of you are familiar with Mr. T. Boone Pickens...he's a Billionaire Entrepreneur...among other things...and as far as his political views goes...we're mostly opposed...he's a Republican, supported Bush during both political campaigns, and he also supported Rudy Giuliani...*grimace* aside from that...he's a helluva businessman...and he's got something to say about the US and our disgusting reliance on foreign oil imports...click the banner to educated yourself on his plan to aid the US on weaning itself from the "Oil Teat"

If I Hear One More Thing About...
~The following things are soooo stupid to me right now...i'm gonna blow a effin gasket if it doesn't stop!

Amy Winehouse
...I mean...I adore her music...but that's where my love ends...she's disgusting *mentally & physically*...and she doesn't seem to give a piss about that fact...i respect her talent...nobody can take that away from her...but i don't respect someone who's in to self-destruction...it's gross and unatractive on every level you can reach...i'm not even gonna go into her apparent racism issues either...cuz that's a whole 'nutha blog entry...i'm just over her and her media attention...NEXT!

Miley Cyrus
I actually think the lil missy is cute and she has a wonderful voice...what i can't stand is how the media and critics hate on her for being exactly what she is....a very talented...very successful...and very young woman that's on the cusp of becoming a full blown woman. I mean...yes...15 isn't seasoned by any means and she has a lot to learn in life and living…but wtf!...she’s real…she makes mistakes…in my opinion she's doing an excellent job thus far by staying far away from the dark side of the fame game...what's ironic is that all these critics and media would love her to emerge tomorrow with her hymen torn asunder....her hair shaved...pregnant with some married 37 year olds twins...and marked up by syringe scars due to a wicked heroin addiction...smh

Lindsay Lohan
Does it really matter if she's a lesbian or not?...i promise that she's not the first...or the last...and i'm sorry...i'd much rather hear about her working and on set with her new boo than being exposed as a coke sniffing fire crotch...Real Talk...i for one am hoping she's done with the powder...done with the insane partying...and has decided to relax on the free love

Shade Towards Barack & Michelle Obama
Get over it people!...Barack & Michelle are stuntin' on all these silly stereotypes with ease...class...tact...and most importantly with love...for each other...their children and family...their race...their community...their causes...their nation...and their world!

You MAD?

Crack open a nice frosty can of crow haters....and don't be surprised when the next President of the US is Barack "Yes We Can!" Obama!

*harlem shakes & yayo face dances away from the end of this blog*

xoxoxoxoxoxox

Just Another Manic MUN(dane)Day

2008-07-28T16:22:00.010-04:00

Ok...so it's monday...and it's a monday...what can i say...the weekend was ok...i did a lil bit of thriftin' down on U st...and on Connecticut Ave...lemme tell u about this darling dress i nabbed for only $5...oh its cute...and makes me wanna drink tea!...i'll post a pic of that when the mood strikes me to take one :)

In the meanwhile...here's some things that have struck my fancy today....

FALL TRENDS

~ Inspiration To Work Towards For The Transition Into Fall

*pics courtesy of style.com

Looks by Richard Chai/Carolina Herrera/Badgley Mischka respectively

TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC-NESS!

Exhibit A ~ Kelis

*pic courtesy of style.com

Exhibit B ~ Amerie

*this obviously isn't a pic i took...aka...IT AIN'T MINES!! LOL who knows where it comes from tho

Amazing Photography Of The Day

Untitled (Bride & Groom), 1970, Arthur Tress
*Pic courtesy of Elle.com

Off Duty Models
~Fabulous!

From T 2 B: Julia Stegner ~ Maryna Linchuk ~ Sheila Marquez
*pics courtesy of Style.com

J'Adore

2008-07-25T14:12:00.007-04:00

oh yes...J'adore the fact that it's Friday!!!!!...aside from that...here are some other things that warm my ticker right now

Rhianna & Agyness Deyn

*pic courtesy of elle.com

Is this not an example of EXCELLENCE on every level? Where shall I begin?....oh I know!...how about her GORGEOUS Effin Face!...ok...so not only is she beautiful...but she works a pink lip to death...that hue is darling...and it goes well with the blush tone....so now lets focus on those eyes...Pure Vixen...someone please get me the mascara...shadow...brushes...and technique her makeup person uses... STAT

Ok...so the hair...what needs to be said?...I thought Posh and Katie Holmes had the hair cut game on lock this past year...but this Shyt Righ Hurrrrrrr!......Shout Out To Rhianna and her style team and her makeup artist and her beautician

*pic courtesy of elle.com

First of all her flippin name is amazing....AGYNESS DEYN....who comes up with genius like that?...it's like Golden Girl Chic...so can this complexion get anymore milk & honey? She's all cream and berries...I love it!...and she too works the heck outta a sassy short cut...also note that dark brows + blonde locks = awesome

NEW Mascara Technology

*pics courtesy of sephora.com

So Givenchy has created a new mascara that I must obtain...look @ the applicator tip!....according to the product description it's guaranteed to "...perfectly curl and separates lashes" with the result being "...A beautifully fanned-out panoramic effect, holding the curve of your lashes perfectly in place"

While not for the faint of pocket...I mean c'mon girls...it's Givenchy...I'm sure it's totally worth it weight and it's exclusively sold at Sephora....purchase it here for $27 smackaroooonies

Randomness...

2008-07-24T14:30:00.018-04:00

as you might have guessed...this is just a bunch of random shyt that's on my mind and i felt the need to share...

H&M PROMO
H&M is having a flippin awesome promotion...Free tee with any denim purchase...as a former H&M employee...i must say that i know first hand how wonderful *and affordable* their denim is...so getcha arses down there pronto!

Forever 21's forLove line
I mean...i can't even begin to describe how cute and pocket friendly this stuff is!...the forLove line is mainly accessories...with a few tees for you and your puppy thrown in...just a few examples of the greatness:

*pics are courtesey of forever21.com/forlove21

Jonas Fever

ok...so to date i've yet to hear a single note belted out or played by these boys (The Jonas Brothers)...but they're plastered across every freakin thing i look at...which is ok by me in this case...i'm 100% ga-ga over their "look"...they manage to pull off nerdy/polished/tailored/all american/punk/80's casual all at once...they have the amazing ability to look great as a group but still maintain their own personal flair...and they are cute as FUCCCCC *no r. kelly*...i'm partial to the youngest one, Nick (pictured on the left in the first pic...and in the middle on the second)...go figure...i pick the baby!...his ass is mine when he's 18 tho...real talk!

*pics are courtesy of rollingstone.com

Lookbook.nu Quest

so i've been attempting to get a freakin "look" posted on lookbook.nu and thus far i've been unsuccessful *looks attempted have been the green dress from the "goin green" post...the pic below with the creme tam...and another with me in a black bomber outside of a bar*...i'm sad...cuz i think that my pictures have been following the guidelines...clearly i'm mistaken and the quest continues...the pic with me in the skirt is my next attempt...wish me luck!

Genius Outfit!

i don't think i have to say much...sheer perfection and TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC Kelly!

* pic courtesy of yahoo.com

Local Love
To all my DMV fashionistas and fashionistors(? lol)...check out this neat lil site to sign up for tips on fashion, beauty, news on sales and other gibberish...www.dcscout.com

HOLLA!

You're Either In....Or OUT!

2008-07-24T09:12:00.006-04:00

Yay!.....Project Runway lights up my life....Heidi Klum is a freakin blonde goddess *sigh*

last night's show was "meh" as far as the clothes that were produced...the goal was to produce a cocktail dress suitable for "young hollywood" and the majority sucked terribly

My fave was designed by Blayne...young & edgy but tasteful...I LOVE...I'd wear this

The winning look was produced by Suede and i'm on the fence about it...i mean...it's unique...and young...but im not sure i dig the way it fits...the neckline kinda bugs me too...

Other needles in the haystack were looks from Stella & Kenley...that champagne hued fabric was beautiful...Stella's rocker-esqe dress was Perfection...Kenley's dress was the epitome of being TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC....i mean...that cut...and that wonderous neckline is to die for!

Ok...so poor Wesley got kicked off...but that fabric and design was disgusting...i really don't even wanna post it....

yuck right?....anywho...what i really would love to have is a picture of what Wesley wore on the runway during the show....cuz lemme tell you...his outfit was soooo IN

*pics all courtesy of bravotv.com*

Goin Green!

2008-07-23T10:40:00.008-04:00

I felt like dancing last night around 11:30 pm...I also felt like setting up an impromptu "photography studio" to capture the madness...

Insatiable Consumption

2008-07-21T09:02:00.005-04:00

Weekend Highs

The effin temperature!

Consuming an entire bottle of $3 White Zinfandel on Friday evening and calling it a night by 9pm

Sleeping in on Saturday morning

Riding the train most of the day Saturday to people watch and explore

Score of a totally cute leopard print top from a consignment stop in Eastern Market for only $2 (You Mad?)

Goin out with to Love with Phreeeeeeeeezy My Neeeezy!

Day & Night Outfits For Saturday

Goin to Mommy's on Sunday for a lovely day of food and laughter

Weekend Lows

The fact that I missed about 15 phone calls and text messages while in a drunken stupor on Friday night

Failure @ finding a new thrift shop supposedly located on N. Capital & New York Ave...which I called and googled map to no avail

The lack of interesting people out and about on Saturday

I left my effin cam at home when I went out all day Saturday

Not taking a better picture of my Excellent party outfit for Saturday night

Stupid homework on Sunday

RAIN....after I washed my car

Ninja Skillz...

2008-07-18T15:50:00.008-04:00

Nobody tagged me to do sh*t, I just thought I'd ninja jack this neat-o lil mosaic maker thingy-majig and plop it on here

Type your answer to the questions into flickr search
Using only the first page, pick an image-Copy and paste each of the urls of the Mosaic Maker

1. What is your first name?

2. What is your favorite food?

3.What high school did you go to (or where are you planning to attend)?

4.What is your favorite color?

5.Who is your celebrity crush?

6.What is your favorite drink?

7.What is your dream vacation?

8.What is your favorite dessert?

9.What do you want to do when you grow up?

10.Who/what do you love most in life?

11.Choose one word that describes you?

12.What is your Flickr name?

who knows where I copied the mosaic maker thingy from...i've seen it on a few blogs...but the awesome ninja pic is compliments of www.tinypic.com